nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just cut my nipple shaving
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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