why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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