We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
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you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
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also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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