Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
In other news, I just burned my penis
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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