I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Sorry my hands just texted you
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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