Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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