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(206): View more from Washington

I thought spray tan was a myth

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You know, something that only happens in Jersey

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(402): View more from Nebraska

who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.

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(904): View more from Florida

I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."

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(248): View more from Michigan

She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.

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(207): View more from Maine

Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN

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(678): View more from Georgia

My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.

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