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(925): View more from California

2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?

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(714): View more from California

i perioded on his leg

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on. his. leg.

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(513): View more from Ohio

My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going

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(803): View more from South Carolina

He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b

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(510): View more from California

It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

She needs sedatives and a leash

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?

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(716): View more from New York

Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed

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