i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
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Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
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Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
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