So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
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Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
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You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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