i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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