he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
my poor anus
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Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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