I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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