i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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