i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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