This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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