Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
