Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
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we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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