why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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