it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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