Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
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