Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
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