Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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