I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
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