No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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