every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
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I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
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She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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