Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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