Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
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Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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