Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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