North Korea, Best Korea!
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
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If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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