How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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