Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
one might say we're banned from that church
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
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