I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
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How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
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Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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