it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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