Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I'm bleeding and have questions
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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