I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Randomize