that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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