Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I see more hoeing in ur future
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