I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
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We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
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I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
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I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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