yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
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I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
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So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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