We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
