you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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