you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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