he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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