He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
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It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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