he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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