She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
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Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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