id be glad to
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Plural? Please tell.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
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I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
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Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder