I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
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Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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