Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
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Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
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Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.