Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
