I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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