So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
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For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
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The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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