Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
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