Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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