Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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