:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
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If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
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Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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