How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
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He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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