they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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