Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
In America we eat man semen.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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